Harry's Soiree - 23rd February 2006

[Harry]

Following on from the obvious success of the recent TD soiree's, I thought I'd like to organise one of my own, at which time you will have an opportunity to meet & chat with me and my good lady in a slightly more formal setting.

The venue I have in mind is the Vertigo Restaurant at the Banyan Tree Hotel (BKK), I'm sure most of you will have at least heard of it, if not actually been there in the past.

Being the refined English gentleman that I am, I chose this venue in particular... because they don't admit 'riff-raff', which I'm sure most of you aren't.

If will be an all black-tie affair, the men will be required to wear either a tuxedo (please contact me if you don't have a tux. and need a rental) or a formal suit. The ladies (and cross dressers amongst you) should attire themselves in formal evening wear, a cocktail dress will suffice, but nothing slutty please.

Any takers? I need to get an idea of numbers well ahead of time, as
I need to pre-book the event as the Vertigo is an extremely popular venue.

[Shrinking Violet]

Why have you chosen such a lo-so location? I would have thought you'd be more at home at Angels disco, in the janitors room .

[MeMock]

please contact me if you don't have a girl. and need a rental

i think most people will have already organised their own.

[Harry]

Why have you chosen such a lo-so location? I would have thought you'd be more at home at Angels disco, in the janitors room .

'Harry' the jolly message board japer would indeed prefer either of those locations. But, this invitation is from 'Harry' the former public schoolboy & City gentleman, therefore I require a more suitable venue in keeping with the real me.

please contact me if you don't have a girl. and need a rental

i think most people will have already organised their own.

Now now, MeMock. There you go again misquoting me. Female companionship is something I leave to you chaps, but please make sure that whomever you bring knows how to handle a knife & fork and is comfortable with a wine glass.

[ChiangMai noon]

You could come up here and we could do toast before pootling about the links for a jolly few hours.

[Harry]

FYI -

Nice examples of a tuxedo & cocktail dress.

[mad_dog]

I'll be there

[Harry]

I'll be there

It's customary to vote. Your lack of protocol doesn't bode well for you dining in an establishment such as the Banyan.

[dirtydog]

why would a welsh man want to bugger an aussie?

[William]

Sorry to rain on your parade Harry, but Virtgo is soooooo yesterday. Kind of place you find wanabes.

Now, if you want a roof top night out, Sirocco is the place to go

[Dougal]

knows how to handle a knife & fork and is comfortable with a wine glass.

I know a gal who does an interesting trick with a wine 'bottle'.

[Harry]

Sorry to rain on your parade Harry, but Virtgo is soooooo yesterday. Kind of place you find wanabes.

Now, if you want a roof top night out, Sirocco is the place to go

i assure you that you won't be missed William. you'll all have to forgive me as i've been out of circulation for some time & i just don't know where's hip & trendy anymore. i have fond memories of the Banyan & just thought it'd be nice to wine & dine there with a few chosen friends.

[machangezi]

Can I join, Harry?

[Harry]

Can I join, Harry?

If you are prepared to vote, behave yourself & abide by the dress code then you are very welcome.

[machangezi]

I'll abide by rules and yeah just voted.

[sharon]

I'm not a prolific poster on here; would you hold that against me Mr Harry? The 23rd sounds fine, as I will return from a trip to Hong Kong on the Tuesday.

I would also be looking for a date for the evening, as the driver isn't really my type. But, before you boys get too excited, it takes a lot more than a few glasses of liebfraumilch before I succumb to a guy's charms.

I have to agree with William, that Sirocco is far superior to Vertigo. In fact, most places are superior when it comes to the dining, as I would have had their chef castrated if I owned that restaurant. I only assume that the school dinners at your school were somewhat lacking, Mr Harry. There's still time to aquire taste, so don't get too upset dear.

[Dougal]

I would have had their 'chef castrated' if I owned that restaurant

That really isn't a great meal, but any of the seafood dishes would be fine.

[Fabian]

My wife really does know how to handle a wine glass and I have got some formal attire but unfortunately I am not in Thailand in february.

On question I have though: What have you planned after the Virtigo?

[Harry]

I'm not a prolific poster on here; would you hold that against me Mr Harry? The 23rd sounds fine, as I will return from a trip to Hong Kong on the Tuesday.

Oh dear Sensible, posting as a woman now are you.

[Harry]

On question I have though: What have you planned after the Virtigo?

I had thought we'd meet up for an aperitif in the bar, courtesy of MH & myself then into a 4 course dinner (menu to be published later) with German wine provided. After dinner there will be ample opportunity for cigar smoking, dancing & cognac (not necessarily in that order).

The cost of the meal is to be split between us & the after dinner cocktails will be down to each individual/ partner. My generosity knows it's bounds.

[Harry]

I would like to provide some additional at this juncture.

1) No image devices will be permitted, absolutely no excpetions. Those caught either trying to smuggle an imaging device into the event or caught using one, is liable to having said device destoryed & be escorted out of the event.

2) No recording devices will be permitted, absolutely no excpetions. Those caught either trying to smuggle an imaging device into the event or caught using one, is liable to having said device destoryed & be escorted out of the event.

3) Everyone will be issued with a numbered invitation prior to the event via PM. It is your responsibiltiy to print the ticket & present it upon arrival. If you attempt to present either a fake invitation or someone else's then you will be liable to be refused entry.

That is all for now.

[Fabian]

German wine? You are a really cruel person.

By the way, that sounds like an awful boring night.

[Harry]

By the way, that sounds like an awful boring night.

I'll have you know that that's considered to be a great night out for the English. But no worries, those who don't want to be part of a unique event needn't. It's just my way of extending the hand of friendship, a little bit of culture might just do you all a little bit of good.

[Fabian]

Culture? I am german.

[Porridge]

I would like to provide some additional at this juncture.

1) No image devices will be permitted, absolutely no excpetions. Those caught either trying to smuggle an imaging device into the event or caught using one, is liable to having said device destoryed & be escorted out of the event.

2) No recording devices will be permitted, absolutely no excpetions. Those caught either trying to smuggle an imaging device into the event or caught using one, is liable to having said device destoryed & be escorted out of the event.

3) Everyone will be issued with a numbered invitation prior to the event via PM. It is your responsibiltiy to print the ticket & present it upon arrival. If you attempt to present either a fake invitation or someone else's then you will be liable to be refused entry.

That is all for now.

Who will be doing the security then? Can we turn up incognito ? You know I desire to merely observe you from a distance harry, whilst stroking my pussy